I can’t believe I’m actually going to post a list of what I bought at the grocery store.
When my wife, Erin, suggested that we save the receipt in case people wanted to know what we bought, given that it was our first full-on vegan trip to the store, I told her no way.
“Are you serious? Who gives a rat’s ass what we buy to eat?” I responded. (Actually, I was nicer than that. I may have even offered a foot massage in return for the suggestion. Not really.)
I mean, I posted my grocery list and all sorts of other boring things about myself when my blog was new and nobody read it, but surely we’re past that now, right?
Nope. As soon as I wrote something about my first vegan food-shopping trip on Twitter (my current repository for all things personal, petty and childish; follow me there if you want), people asked for the list.
You win, Erin.
So, with the hope that maybe it will help somebody realize that being vegan doesn’t mean just eating lettuce all day, here goes nothin’.