Tag Archive: triathlon

From Couch Potato to Ironman — In 20 Months

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In 2009, I made a New Year’s Resolution to run my first 5K. I assumed I’d run the 5K, cross the accomplishment off my bucket list, and go back to being a couch potato. But that didn’t happen. Instead, that 5K led to something else: 20 months after making that resolution, I completed my first…

Be Proud to Come Up Short Again (and Again)

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Post written by Susan Lacke. I'm headed to the Deuces Wild Triathlon tomorrow. I really, really, don't want to do this <bleep>ing race: it's at elevation, with 60-degree water, monster hills, and now, 20-mph winds. <Bleep>. <Bleep>. <Bleep>ity<bleepbleepbleep>. I DNF'ed last year, and said I was going to come back and make it my bitch….

Ironman Wisconsin is One Day Away—And I am Not Okay with This

This is a post from Susan Lacke.  When we were first introduced to Susan, she had just run her first marathon, barely a year after resolving to run her first 5K.  I was both shocked and inspired when she casually mentioned that she'd be doing her first Ironman triathlon in September. Well, September is here,…

The 4 Mental Mistakes Every New Triathlete Makes

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I just want to get this damn race over with. I’ve woken up in a cold sweat every night the last two weeks.  Insomnia and burnout picked the wrong time to pick on this chump NMA. I have no freakin’ clue why I’m doing Ironman Wisconsin anymore. The funny thing?  When I turned to our…

How to Start Swim Training Without Embarrassing Yourself

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When I tell my runner compatriots the dirty little secret that I'm actually a—gasp!—triathlete, I almost always get one of two responses: "You're freaking crazy"; 0r "I wish I could do that. I just can't swim, though. I need those arm-floaty thingies or I'll drown." To the first group, I smile and laugh. (Okay, I…

How to Buy a Bike for Your First Triathlon

Josh Powers, your NMA-approved bike coach for the day.

Triathlon newbies everywhere have been befuddled with the same question since the beginning of the sport: What kind of bike should I buy? Is it possible to go to Walmart, pick up a cheap beach cruiser with a flowered basket, and coast through your first triathlon? Yes and no. For your first triathlon, you probably…

What Beginning Triathletes Need to Know About Safety

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Newbie Stank: (noo-bee STANK) noun. The gaffes of the new triathlete which make it very obvious he or she is new to the sport. See also: Susan Lacke, No Meat Athlete’s resident triathlete and Perma-Noob. There are things that I wish people had told me when I began training for triathlons…things that seem like they…

What Every Runner Should Know Before Becoming a Triathlete

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Welcome to the No Meat Athlete Triathlon Academy. I’m Professor Lacke. You can also call me Professor Newbie, or “Noob” for short. I’ll be guiding you through your learning experience as you transition from runner to triathlete. You’re probably thinking, “Professor Lacke, I’ve read your articles on this site. You’re a freakin’ schmuck who isn’t…

The Endurance Ninja Guide to Drop-Kicking Your Fears

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Post by Susan Lacke. Fear is probably the thing that limits performance more than anything – the fear of not doing well, of what people will say. You've got to acknowledge those fears, then release them. -Mark Allen, six-time Ironman champion Almost every morning, on my rides or runs, I pass a couple of movie…

Real Asses Test Out Chamois Creams

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Post by Susan Lacke. Send the NMA kidlets out of the room, folks. We’re about to talk about some PG-13, borderline NC-17 stuff. Actually, to my Mom and Dad: if you want to skip reading this article, too, that might be a good idea. I’m about to talk about my nether regions. Yes. THOSE nether regions. The lady flower….