Leaving your college dorm at midnight, to drive seven hours each way. For a sandwich.
Using your dishwasher to create a floor-to-ceiling foam party in your (carpeted) living room.
Planning a 40-city book tour all by yourself.
All things I’ve done that seemed like a good idea at the time, but in hindsight weren’t my best ideas ever.
But when it comes down to it, I can’t honestly say that I regret any of them. Not even the foam party, which resulted in moldy carpet and four sick roommates.
As for the book tour, I definitely don’t regret the decision to do it … just the heroic attempt to plan it myself. Thankfully, my mom (yep, my mom) stepped in and saved me from a nervous breakdown last week, and I’m pleased now to announce that the schedule is just about set.
No Meat Athlete’s big splash this weekend
After I announced the bonuses for pre-ordering my book (which comes out October 1st, less than two weeks away), things got crazy.